Misstuned

Please, for the LOVE OF EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING HOLY, DO NOT COMMENT ASKING ABOUT WHY SOME POSTS ARE IN THIRD PERSON.

Thank you for bothering to read this commenting policy. It may not seem like it, but it means a lot to me that you bothered to read this.

1. Please don’t curse in comments if you can avoid it, and excessive cursing in comments is strictly forbidden. If excessive (more than a 1 curse to every 20 words ratio) cursing is found in a comment, it will be censored with symbols such as “!$$%@#&”. I keep this site as kid-friendly as possible. And please, no F or C (either one!) bombs
2. Proper spelling and grammar are appreciated. If I can’t read what you type, I may edit it for clarity. For example: “i wuz all lyk3 wooo, man!1!1!1111!” would be edited to “I was all like, woo, man!”
3. Be nice to other visitors. Comments written to hurt or make fun of other site visitors with no sign of intelligent argument will be instantaneously deleted. No exceptions.
4. Go ahead flame, but if you’re just being stupid, I’ll delete it. Comments written in an attempt to “flame” or hurt me, the site owner and administrator, with no intelligent argument whatsoever will be deleted instantly as well. Negative comments in regards to me with some sort of intelligent argument will be responded to in a cool, collected manner on this site as well as via email. Stupidity on the part of the commentator in question via email may result in an IP blacklist, permanently blocking the offender from the site, however I won’t post your details like email address. I’m not a jackass.
5. No “Nice site kthxbye” comments. At least say something about the post. Comments entirely not pertaining to the post are not appreciated. In most cases they are deleted after being very rudely answered in the comments section and in email form. If you’re passing by and like this site, you may contact me about it if it’s that important. I’m sorry if this seems snotty, but I writes posts for a reason, and the comments on that post are not a guestbook. I don’t mind if you share an opinion of the site along with a couple sentences about the post, though.

I return all comments (you comment on my site, I comment on yours), and sometimes respond to them on this site, as well as via email if I so choose.