First Corn, Now GRASS?

Those crazy scientists! Don't they know we're all going to die in a fiery hellstorm when the Sun enguls the Earth anyway1? So why are they still trying to develop alternative fuels made from clean materials? Ethanol made ...

Hillbot Heckled by Sexist Pigs

Now, Mari isn't a radical feminist, and Mari doesn't like Hillbot, but Mari was still offended by this: SCREAMING male protesters told US presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton to "iron my shirt" at a rally in the all-important primary state of New ...

In Case You Missed The Excitement

Jem's series of posts about BarbiLee has been entertaining Mari for quite some time now. It's Moronic Monday material if Mari ever saw it. Seriously, read those posts. It just goes to show how utterly stupid some ...

…make cows fart like kangaroos

Yes, you heard right. Since cow farts contain methane, and kangaroo farts do not, scientists in Australia plan to introduce bacteria from kangaroo intestines into cows, so the cows can fart like kangaroos. Apparently 14% of the ...

In Response: A Summarized Explanation

In response to comments on this post. This one is for when someone is getting on your nerves on the Internets. "Everyone is on the Internet for a reason." - Mari The intent of this quote is to slightly guide those who are ...