コーヒーぶっかけ男
In this first portion of the the weekly lesson on stoopidity, Stoopid Saturday, we examine why in the world someone would carry out guerilla coffee-spitting attacks.
OMG TEH TITLE IZ IN SUM WIERD LANGAUGE!
That title reads “Coffee Bukkake Man”. If you know what bukkake means, congratulations, your soul can never be clean again. XD
If not, just do a Google search when your parents leave the room.
You Can’t Make This Stuff Up
In Japan, some guy had been driving around spitting coffee on the faces of young women these past few months. He spit on five girls that were either in middle or high school, all wearing their uniforms.
Gotcha!
His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it. This led to the arrest of 26 year-old Yoshiro Sumiyama, who admitted attacking the girls. Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some stress.
“You got some ’splainin’ to do, Lucy!”
Now, Mari has a question. If you get dumped, wouldn’t you want to go spit in the face of…perhaps your EX? Then again, this is just Mari, but it makes more sense to take it out on the one that dumped you rather than a random kid.
Apparently this guy didn’t stop to think about how illogical and just plain stoopid this was. He’s the kind of person who would think: “Urgh…I got fired from my job, HEY, there’s a dog, I’m going to go pull its tail!’
WTF?! Why don’t you go yell at your former boss instead?
Pure stoopidity, folks.
The next half of this week’s stoopidity lesson.
Previous Lessons in Stoopidity:
- First Lesson: In Which Mari Delivers A Double Whammy of Stoopid - Star Wars vs. Harry Potter & I Can Has Cheezburger
- Second Lesson: In Which Mari Has Nothing Intelligent To Write - Random is Funny(and Mari is NOT)
- Third Lesson: In Which Mari Makes A Half-Hearted Attempt At Sounding Intelligent - Internet Fighting
- Fourth Lesson: In Which Mari Writes of The TSA - Knife=OK, Pudding=Confiscated
- Fifth Lesson: In Which Mari rambles about a local episode of stoopid - On Bridges
- Sixth Lesson: In Which Mari decides to post about pirates for no particular reason - Pirates arr Funny
- Seventh Lesson: In which Mari details the stoopidity and cruelty of a local man - Man Stabs Dog
- Mini-Lesson: In which Mari details a small fraction of her own stoopidity - Bad Behavior Blocked Mari
Stoopid Saturday 
15 December 2007, 00:00
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That is pure… insanity. What the hell? Your girlfriend dumps you… so you take it out on other girls, besides the one that dumped you? Well, I guess it’s like a who’s had a bad day and just ends up snapping at everyone. Of course, that’s just in the span of one day…
wow, I never knew that bukkake meant that..lol.
That is quite funny, he sounds a bit crazy to me though
Wow, that really was stupid. I can’t fathom the logic at all. Especially since most of the women he spat on were school girls, thus younger than him and his ex.
Wow, that guy is just crazy in the head. Something’s wrong with him. Normal people don’t take their issues out on the general public like that, only psychopaths.
lol i know what bukkake means im unclean unclean!
Man, when i had a really bad break up with an ex I did want to get violent, i slapped him i didnt spit though.
@Maria
It is weird that he kept doing it for weeks. Not just one day when he was mad, he just kept doing it.
He probably really was coffee *bukkake* man…
@Becky
XD You really did Google it? XDDDDDD
@rana
XDDDD
Yeah, it just doesn’t make sense to not take it out directly on the ex.