I’ve been trying to make a new WordPress theme. Now, don’t mistake me for a n00b. I’ve done themes before. Tons of them. They’ve all worked after a little trial and error tweaking.

The latest theme I’ve been trying to make for this site refuses to work. So I’m using the Default WordPress theme.

It tells me there’s an error on my php endwhile line.

I look, and everything looks as it should. I remove all plugin php calls in the sidebar and try again. Still erroring. I start over, building the index up again from The World’s Simplest Index Page, re-adding in my code.

Still doesn’t work.

I have no idea what to do. It’s like all of a sudden, php has decided to stop working.

Also, all my “real-life” friends have been entirely ignoring me because I don’t get on AIM every night and try to talk to them just to listen to them prattle on about something or other, and then watch them not listen to me when I start trying to say something like “My house burned down” or “I’m going to die”. You know, things friends would want to know about, generally. Things that get in the newspaper, or affect my life greatly…it seems like they just don’t listen.

Ah, whatever. I have some code to spar with.